Second Song [Video]

[captain_pantsu]

[And it starts out with a hearty sneeze! Guess who is not faring well in this weather.]

What the--ugh... so damn cold... [Then it spins from the snow to his face. But it's an odd sight. A young, fairly pale Japanese teen with limp hair and no make-up. He might not look like Eikichi, but he sure does bitch like him.]

HEY! Who's the head dipshit of this place? I've been walking on this damn path for like two weeks trying to find a damn city, but this whole path's swarming with these freaking monsters and stupid music playing everywhere!

[He sighs.] Look. I need to get home or something... or at least find a place with an indoors. This camping shit... I don't do camping. There was this shitty map shoved in the backpack but I can't even figure out where the hell I am! Just keep finding--[cough]--birds... rats... fluffy pink things...

[Eikichi just sighs and leans against a nearby tree. He looks pretty defeated.] I can't believe this shit.

Comments

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

You... like this whole mess? [Oh, a crazy person. Joy.]

Huh... well, tack on a few weeks to that.

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

It's exciting! Finding new pokémon and catching them! Training them too is pretty fun as well.

Oh wow. Nonstop huh? You should find a place to rest then! Especially now since it's snowing! I think you should be able to find out where you are by poking around on your pokégear! Or--at least that's what they say! I've never done it myself...

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

Finding... and catching... and training? I've got better shit to do!

So using this thing'll show me where I am? That's what one guy's telling me, but... [Yay sneezefit.]

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

You do? But... isn't your partner lonely?

And it should!

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

...lonely? A fish? Oh please.

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Yeah! It's gonna be close to you since your it's trainer!

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

I'm it's... what?

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Trainer!

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

Trainer... for what? Am I s'posed to teach it tricks or something?

[swingingbat300.livejournal.com]

Somethin' like that! You train it to get stronger so you can battle other pokémon!