captain_pantsu | third song [video]

[Ohay guys, it's a random Eikichi! Or rather, his jacket, a pile of blankets, and the little egg in his lap. (Of course. You know he's feeling better when he's worried about vanity and hiding his face.)]

You guys see this? I woke up with it by my bed, dunno who left it but the nurses said they didn't.

Hn.

...it's... actually kinda neat. I can feel something inside there moving around, and... yeah.

So I'm guessing one of those pokémon will hatch from it. Anyone know what kin--

[Poof! A Qwilfish pops out of its pokéball and Eikichi drops the gear onto the floor, finally revealing his face. Again. No make-up, no hair, but now it's held back oddly with pink and white hairclips. He grumbles at the fish and shoves it.]

DOES ANYONE WANT A PUFFERFISH?! I'm sick of this shitty thing.

[It makes a sound of protest as Eikichi shoves it again, then he reaches for his device and just stops transmission.]

[[ooc: AND ANON!SANTA, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR EIKICHI'S PAID. I LOVE IT SO. :D]]

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Where they came from? Uh... well, it's Christmas so...

So... what? Are you saying it's some gift from someone?

[That's a good thing! Eikichi's trying to use the 'we have the same pokémon' thing with Suzuki and if someone else has it, then it ruins his plans.

Share my secret, broski!]

Could be. I mean, what other explanation is there? As far as I know, Pokemon usually only have eggs if there's a breeder around, so it can't be that. At least in my case.

Like... Santa or something? Weird.

[Eikichi is all up for dreaming about the impossible.

AND YOU ARE NOW AWESOME.]

W-well, I wasn't going to go that far. Santa isn't real after--

... Actually, there are some pretty surprising things that go on here. I guess I can't rule Santa out that easily.

Maybe a Santa wannabe... Who even knows.

If we all hadn't have gotten an egg, I would have thought it might have just been from a friend. But everyone got one so...

So...? So Santa exists?

[Say it, dude.]

Uh.... m-maybe it was a gift-giving group of people under the guise of 'Santa'...?

Maybe... Who knows, it could be Santa.

[Saaaay iiiiiiit.]

Well... y-yessssssss? I suppose... it could be a kinda of Santa thing...

Who knows... I wouldn't put it past this place if he existed.

.... yeah. That's true. Ugh...

Physics?

Yeah, you know. The laws of physics. The... stuff that helps the world make sense.

Oh... physics is for chumps and people who don't take risks. [Or people who actually pass that class in high school.]

Why do you say that? I just want the world to run properly.