First Song [Video]

[captain_pantsu]

[And he clicks it on. There's Eikichi's pale face, illuminated by the moonlight, and he's... kind of scowling at the device.]

Who's big idea was it to drug me and leave me in this shitty place?!

[Obviously, someone is very unhappy to be here.]

And what the hell's up with these crappy things? I know I've seen this thing before--[And with that, he holds up a pokéball]--but... what the fuck's with the stupid pufferfish?!

I hate fish.

[And he angrily just... throws his gear to the ground.]

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[video] ...keywords are fabulous for this...

[aliapars.livejournal.com]

Michelle? You're here too?

[video] THOSE KEYWORDS ARE EVIL

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

[Oh, he didn't break it?! But the voice has him picking it up again, and if anything, he looks even angrier.]

Who the hell are you?! You brought me here, didn't you?!

[video] NO THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE HERE LET ME USE IT AGAIN

[aliapars.livejournal.com]

[as;ldkf EIKICHI USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE GOD But whoa, so confused here now.]

Wh-- You don't remember me?

[video] UGH IT'S HIDEOUS GET IT AWAY

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

Remember you?

Remember you from what? You go to Kasugayama?

[video] YOU LOVE THEM IT'S JUST FOR YOU~

[aliapars.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but-- [Alright, let's try this from the beginning.] I'm Jun Kurosu. Does that ring any bells?

[video] NO THEY CAN ALL GO DIE

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

[Give him a moment to think...]

...nope, not ringing any bells. Look, it's late and this is freakin' stupid. What'd you bring me here for anyway?

video;

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

[oh gdi it's new people time]

You are in a place called Johto. It is most likely very far from where your home is. That pufferfish is your Pokemon partner. The primary objective in this place is to use that partner to fight other Pokemon and to capture them with the ultimate goal of collecting badges from the Gym Leaders in each city.

That should clear everything up.

[A Gengar pops up beside her, throwing his arms in the air!]



Shush.

video;

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

[STARE.]

What?! You... this isn't...

What?! You've gotta be kidding!

video;

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

I wish that I was.

video;

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

So we're... stuck here?

video;

[usedfacade.livejournal.com]

Precisely.

[Gengar holds up the black egg he is carrying wrapped up in a scarf. He just wants to show the baby murkrow off at an inappropriate time.]

Schiamazzo, I'm talking. Hush this instant.

[There is a pause before she glances back to the 'gear.]

video;

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

With these... pokemon things... And what are we supposed to do?!

[But he ends up staring, almost dumbstruck, at the whole gengar and egg deal. Um...]

Is that one yours?

[video]

[justicepuns.livejournal.com]

Um, that's your partner. I wouldn't throw it around if I were you.

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to touch the stupid thing! What's it for, anyway?

[video]

[justicepuns.livejournal.com]

It's your partner. It's supposed to protect you from the other Pokemon here.

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

Pokemon...?

Protect? What? I can fend for myself! What's this little fish gonna do?

[video]

[justicepuns.livejournal.com]

That's what they're called, and some of them are dangerous. That's what that "little fish" is going to protect you from.

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

From what? Some scarier bigger fish?

[video]

[unapars.livejournal.com]

[just one thought: AAAAAAAAAAAARGHH MY LIFE.]

-- Eikichi?

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

[Stare.]

Tatsuya? What are you doing here?

[video]

[unapars.livejournal.com]

[oh god it is eikichi. and he remembers. more awkward

oh wait right the whole talking to him thing]



The same reason you're here.

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

[I only remember being a lot cooler than you! Remember that? Because I'm still cooler. Totally.]

And what's that, huh?! If you know something, spill it!

[video]

[unapars.livejournal.com]

[KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT BRO]

... I don't know anything. [gosh this is awkward]

[video]

[skullbashing.livejournal.com]

...

You weren't drugged, moron.

[video]

[captain-pantsu.livejournal.com]

Then tell me how I got here, fucker! You did this, didn't you?!